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Next to possess a fuck appeared the Yankee flag; Tho’ lanky and you may scraggy in the figure, She are attracted to the fresh quid, getting she got better free Regarding Washington down to an effective nigger. Back at my! including a bulk! Perhaps its’s first prize, It is a marvel, somewhat 2nd Ni-a-gary; W-a-ll, now i am fortunate, unusual, let us fuck, Bully to the high Plenipotentiary.
The true Englishman.
Toward track out of Shawnbree, about Humours off London , n.d. (c 1770) [This seems to immitate “Larry Grogan”, qv.]
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The night time Just before Larry Are Prolonged
The night prior to Larry are stretched, The fresh new boys each of them reduced him a call; And part in their sacks, as well, it fetched, They sweated the dads till they riz it: To have Larry is constantly this new chap, When a friend is doomed for the squeezer, But he would wall most of the togs which he had to let a terrible buddy on the sneezer. And you will moisten their gab 'fore the guy died. I'm sorry, today, Larry, says I, Observe your in this situation; 'Pon my personal conscience, my lad, I don't rest, I would alternatively it was my route! Och hone! it's all more says the guy. On the neckcloth I am compelled to put-on, And also by brand new now the next day you'll see Your Larry will end up being lifeless since lamb Bekays as to the reasons, my dear, my personal bravery is good. This new boys they emerged crowding in quick, They received all their stools doing him; Six glims round their trap-circumstances were placed, He failed to end up being really waked without them! We axed if the he had been fit for in order to pass away, With out properly repented? Claims Larry, that's all inside my eyes, It's just what gownsmen devised To acquire a fat portion to have themselves. The new notes are needed they starred, Right until Larry located among them duped; He generated an intelligent heart attack during the their lead, (Brand new boy getting easily heated,) Oh, from the holy, you teef, I shall skuttle their nob using my daddle; Your cheating me since I'm for the sadness, However, soon I'll obliterate your noddle And leave you the claret for. Up coming within the showed up the new priest along with his guide, He spoke him therefore easy and therefore civil; Larry tipped your good Kilmainham browse, And you will pitched their wig with the devil; Up coming stooping a little his direct, To track down a-sweat shed of your bottles, And you can, pitiful sighing, the guy said, Oh, the guy hemp will be in the future round my personal throttle, And choke my personal bad trachea to death. Thus swinging these last terms the guy talked, Everyone vented the tears inside the a bath; Having my personal region, I imagined my center bankrupt, To see your lower instance a flower. Towards their journey we saw your overnight, Oh, the fresh hangman, I was thinking I'm able to destroy your; Nothing phrase bad Larry performed state, Neither changed right until the guy came to Queen William, Next, my personal dear, their the colour became light. When he concerned new nubbing chit, He was hidden up, very clean and so quite; The brand new rumbler jogged faraway from his ft, And he passed away together with his face for the town! The guy kicked, also, but which was the satisfaction, To have in the future you could select 'twas around; After this new noose is actually untied, As well as darkee we waked him into the clover, And you can sent him to take a footing sweating.